FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE · CHUSK HQ, LOW EARTH COOP
Today the free-range chicken with a bigger vision announced his boldest launch yet: $CHUSK, a meme coin with zero utility, zero tax and maximum cluck.
“We looked at the stars, then at the henhouse, and we chose both,” said CHUSK, adjusting his tie at a press conference nobody was invited to.
There is no roadmap. There are no promises. There is a community, a lot of memes and one very determined chicken. Asked about price targets, CHUSK replied: “Cluck.”
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